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thatgirlallison08 at gmail dot com
I know people always say their significant other brings out the best in them and that’s great! But I didn’t know it was actual a thing to date someone who brought out the worst in you - or me, rather.
Remember the guy who liked to talk on the phone and who I had a semi-awful date with last week? He had all the best of intentions and was a genuinely sweet person, but he brought out the absolute worst in me. We had four or five dates and half of them started with him being unable to make plans, showing up late, and/or doing nothing but fighting with me.
Hey, What’s going on? Not much here. I really would like to get to know you, and have sent you emails before, but never heard back from you, I get that either you could be uninterested, busy, or perhaps just missed my chance, but I’d rather write 1 last email for 2nd chance, then none at all, I really would love to talk, and discuss what we’re interested in, hobbies, what we like to do for fun, what makes us laugh and so on, so I can really learn more about you and see if there is any chemistry. I don’t really believe much into the OKCupid quiz, and my profile is not really going to give deep insight to my soul, so let’s talk, let me know what you’re cell is or instant messenger or something so we can communicate and take it from there… Thanks! I appreciate your time in reading this, and hopefully in giving me a chance.
Talk about a boring message. I fell asleep before I finished it. Yes, this isn’t the first time he’s sent me a message and while persistence is appreciated in the real world, it’s just creepy online. He’s a 34yo Jerseyite. We don’t have anything in common [as evident by reading his profile]. I should totally respond, right? (Kidding.) I hate OkCupid sometimes.
I haven’t gotten into the habit of sending messages or replying to them again yet, but this was just too hilarious not to post. My profile says I’m a grammar nazi (for lack of a better term) and this is the first message he sends me:
Hi : ))Gdmorning..Hw re u ?I hope u’re awesome..Meanwhile So Sorry to bother u.U’re so cute.I would say hii to u.I see U look like a sunshine.I wish I’d like to talk to u? Take Care
Well, okay. Ignore. Then today I got another message from him with a sad face emoticon on in the subject:
Hi..Hw re u tdy ? So sorry to bother u again again : ( But i would like to know u..i see u re so gorgeous and i guess ure lively and funny.Im [Insert Name] from [Insert Country].I live in NY..Please give me one chance for talk with u ? ? ? Take Care sweety
I don’t know, ladies, they say persistence is key. So, even though he can’t spell or form a grammatically correct sentence, should I write back? I was thinking of sending Dylan to meet him instead.